A New War

. . . against the CAPS LOCK key.
If you havent heard, this is huge - might be the end of keyboards as we know it.
Read the comments below on reasons for this war:

"capslock causes more terrible accidents than any other key on the board. Capslock ruins: -Password Entry -Word Processing (if its on, and you dont know, then you need to retype) -When on in AIM or other IM people think you are "screaming" because you are using all-caps. It's just a disaster." ~ Melvin, Oregan

"The caps lock should be relegated to the land of wind and ghosts.....which I'm told is somewhere near "Scroll Lock" and "Pause" and all those other keys nobody uses. While we're at it - how many F- keys do we need? Couldn't we use ALT+(#) or something? Am I alone here?" - Frankm, Chicago, IL

"The caps lock button - where's the lower case lock button?" - Cindy, L.A., CA

"If i could remove one thing from my daily life, it would be the caps lock." - Charles, New York

A New War

. . . against the CAPS LOCK key.
If you havent heard, this is huge - might be the end of keyboards as we know it.
Read the comments below on reasons for this war:

"capslock causes more terrible accidents than any other key on the board. Capslock ruins: -Password Entry -Word Processing (if its on, and you dont know, then you need to retype) -When on in AIM or other IM people think you are "screaming" because you are using all-caps. It's just a disaster." ~ Melvin, Oregan

"The caps lock should be relegated to the land of wind and ghosts.....which I'm told is somewhere near "Scroll Lock" and "Pause" and all those other keys nobody uses. While we're at it - how many F- keys do we need? Couldn't we use ALT+(#) or something? Am I alone here?" - Frankm, Chicago, IL

"The caps lock button - where's the lower case lock button?" - Cindy, L.A., CA

"If i could remove one thing from my daily life, it would be the caps lock." - Charles, New York

Explain Men

Okay people, I need your help here.
Explain men to me in 3 simples sentences. Ready . . . .go!

Sorry for the delay in posts

. . . I am currently in love and don't have the negative energy anymore to critique the small things of life. Please follow-up with me shortly. That is all.

Homeless-ness

This afternoon, I was driving, listening to music way to loud, windows rolled down, could feel the pre-summer heat on my arms, and then I drove right up to 3 cop cars and an ambulence on my right. Of course, being human, I stopped to stare for a bit. I noticed 5 cops surrounding this man who was clearly homeless, patting him down and pressing him firmly against the bus stop wall. He looked really wildly frightend, yet the cops looked fully routine. I noticed in his right hand, he grasped on tightly to this handle of jack daniels. One of the cops tried to pry it from his hands, but the homeless man wouldn't let him have it, he swung around, took a big sip from it, and then the cops finally confiscated it. The proceeded to arrest him, and the cars behind me honked at this point because I had not noticed that the light in front of me that had turned green. My music didn't seem so enjoyable anymore, and the freedom that I experienced driving that afternoon quickly faded. I don't understand what makes people lose so much hope in life. It's horrible and sad, and yet something drove this man to want to experience life out of thie bottle. Yet, I had to just drive away and return to my apartment and go on with my life. We can't lose hope - life is too short and very much worth it.

There's no ending to this song - and it's beautiful.

Sometimes when I’m all alone
I don't know if I can
Take another breath
Some say home is where the heart is
Tell me where my home is
Cause I am scared to death

Falling from the rooftop
Crashing like a raindrop
Can you make my heart stop
Shaking like a leaf
Standing at the floodgate
Steady as an earthquake
Can you hear my heart break
Tearing at the seams

I am drifting in the deep end
Holding on to your hand
Is all that saves me now
Life can treat you like a beggar
You hold me together
But I don't know how

Falling from the rooftop
Crashing like a raindrop
Can you make my heart stop
Shaking like a leaf
Standing at the floodgate
Steady as an earthquake
Can you hear my heart break
Tearing at the seams

Some say home is where the heart is
And my heart is in your hands
You are all I need

Rising from the ashes lifted from the madness
Now you see my heart is
Deep enough to dream
Heal me from the deathblow
Lead and I will follow
Now you feel my heart glow
Mending at the seams

King Stapler

I’ve won.

I’ve conquered the world.

And…..I’m just a stapler.

Thank you Germans

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